| Divorce
Survival Kit For Her |
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Divorce
Survival Kit For Her -
Kit for Her includes: Ex-husbands Bank Book (You will get half for sure!)
3 Dreamy Chocolates (Satisfies like he never could!) Self Esteem Cream
(Rub it in where you need it the most.) Toothbrush (To brush that bad taste
away!) Divorce Survival Kit For Her is manufactured by Pipe
Dream Products PD9110-00. |
Item:
PD9110-00
Price:
$6.95 |
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| Smack-Im
Punching Bag |
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Smack-Im
Punching Bag -
He is your ex, your boss, the bus driver who drove off just as you got
to the stop, the driver who splashed the dirty puddle all over you, the
arrogant guy at work, the grocery packer who squished your bread, and your
bank manager! Add water to the base using a funnel (not included) and inflate
the other two sections. Now you are ready… So go for it! Release the tension,
let it rip! Insert a relevant photo into the pocket on his face and kick,
slap, and whack away! |
Item:
EL-7992
Price:
$19.95 |
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| Divorce
Kit For Him |
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Divorce
Kit For Him -
Kit for Him includes: Nudie Book (For those lonely nights ahead.) Spanish
Fly Pill (If you ever get a date!) Self Esteem Cream (Rub it in where you
need it the most.) Toothbrush (To brush that bad taste away!)
Divorce Survival Kit For Him is manufactured by Pipe Dream Products
PD9111-00. |
Item:
PD9111-00
Price:
$6.95 |
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| Ex-Wife
Toilet Paper |
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Ex-Wife
Toilet Paper -
Erase a bad memory with EVERY single wipe. This toilet paper is cheaper
than the lawyer and you will laugh your way to mental well-being!
Ex-Wife Toilet Paper is manufactured by Pipe Dream Products PD7255-01. |
Item:
PD7255-01
Price:
$3.95 |
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| Ex-Husband
Toilet Paper |
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Ex-Husband
Toilet Paper -
Erase a bad memory with EVERY single wipe. This toilet paper is cheaper
than the lawyer and you will laugh your way to mental well-being!
Ex-Husband Toilet Paper is manufactured by Pipe Dream Products PD7255-02. |
Item:
PD7255-02
Price:
$3.95 |
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| Inflatable
Wife |
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Inflatable
Wife -
No more Nagging!! The Inflatable Wife is a low maintenance partner
for a stress-free, easy life. Includes a user manual and packaged in a
handy carrying box. Inflatable Wife is manufactured by Gasworks,
Inc. |
Item:
EL-6743
Price:
$11.95 |
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| Inflatable
Husband |
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Inflatable
Husband -
Low maintenance partner for a stress free, easy life. Comes complete with
a user manual! Always faithful, never breaks wind and a host of other advantages
over the real thing! Inflatable Husband is manufactured by Gasworks,
Inc. |
Item:
EL-6744
Price:
$11.95 |
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| Grow
A Male Lover |
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Grow
A Male Lover -
Place your Grow A Lover into a glass of water and watch as it grows to
600 per cent of its original size. Grow a Lover will begin to grow after
2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Grow A Lover will slowly
shrink when removed from water. Then you can grow a lover again and again!
Grow A Male Lover is manufactured by Pipe Dream Products PD5112-02. |
Item:
PD5112-02
Price:
$2.95 |
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| Grow
A Female Lover |
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Grow
A Female Lover -
Place your Grow A Lover into a glass of water and watch as it grows to
600 per centof its original size. Grow a Lover will begin to grow after
2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Grow A Lover will slowly
shrink when removed from water. Then you can grow a lover again and again!
Grow A Female Lover is manufactured by Pipe Dream Products PD5112-01. |
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PD5112-01 Price:
$2.95 |
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| Emergency
First Aid Kit Vibe |
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Emergency
First Aid Kit Vibe -
This vibe is 4.5 inches X .875 inches. The nose is sloped to add that little
extra something! There are 2.5 inches of ribbing down the shafts length.
The vibe is powerful, multi-speed and requires 1 AA size battery, not included.
Nobody will ever know what is really in your first aid kit! Emergency
First Aid Kit Vibe is manufactured by California Exotic Novelties SE2497-00. |
Item:
SE2497-00
Price:
$6.95 |
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