Kick
Your Ass
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1/4 shot Vermouth, extra
dry
1 shot Vodka
Fill with Club Soda
3 tsp. Olive Juice
Ice
Mixing
Instructions:
Build over ice in a rocks
glass. Stir. Serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
Olives
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Liquid
Viagra
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 shot Jagermeister
1/3 can Red Bull
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour red bull into a glass.
Add a shot of jagermeister, drop the shotglass into the red bull.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Macho
Mojito
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
6 Mint Leaves,
1 teaspoon Sugar
1/2 Lime, cut into pieces
Ice
5 oz. Sake
1 oz. chilled Club Soda
Mixing
Instructions:
In a cocktail shaker, muddle
the mint leaves with the sugar and lime pieces. Add ice and the sake and
shake well. Strain into a highball glass filled with ice, top with the
club soda and garnish with the mint sprig.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
Mint Sprig
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Masturbation
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour half a shot of Creme
de Cacao, then add a small amount of Irish Cream into the shot glass to
get a sinking effect. Tilt the shot glass to a 45 degree angle, and layer
the rest.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Muff
Diver
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Irish Cream
Whipped Cream
Mixing
Instructions:
Mix all the alcohol in a
shaker with ice, and strain into a shot glass. Place shot glass into a
wide-mouth rocks or old-fashioned glass, fill with whipped cream, and add
a cherry. Shoot without hands.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
Maraschino Cherry
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Napalm
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 splash Bacardi 151 Proof
Rum
1/2 oz. After Shock Liqueur
1/2 oz. Fire and Ice
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour into shot glass putting
the 151 in last. Light the 151 and serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Orgasm
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
2 oz. Grand Marnier
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
Mixing
Instructions:
Shake ingredients in a cocktail
shaker with ice. Strain into an old fashioned glass. Garnish with a cherry.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
Maraschino Cherry
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Passed
Out Naked
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof
Rum
1/4 oz. Cuervo Gold Tequila
1/4 oz. Jagermeister
1/4 oz. Rumple Minze
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour in a shot glass in
the order given above, the rumple Minze at the bottom of the glass.
Shoot.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Piece
Of Ass
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
2/3 oz. Amaretto
2/3 oz. Southern Comfort
1 splash Lime Juice
1 can Sprite
Ice
Mixing
Instructions:
Fill the glass 3/4 with
ice, add amaretto, southern comfort and lime juice and then fill up with
Sprite. Garnish and serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
Maraschino Cherry
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Pop
The Cherry
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 1/2 ounces Cherry Brandy
6 ounces Orange Juice
Mixing
Instructions:
Stir in a highball glass
and fill with orange juice. Add ice. Garnish with a cherry and an
orange slice.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
Maraschino Cherry
Orange Slice
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Quick
Fuck
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Tia Maria
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour into a shot glass,
baileys first, midori last. Shoot slowly.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Red
Light District
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 shot Triple Sec
2 shots Vodka
1/2 shot Grenadine
1 shot Sour Mix
Mixing
Instructions: Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain
into glass over ice.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Roadkill
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 shot Tequila
1 shot Lager Beer
1 shot Whisky
Mixing
Instructions: Pour ingredients into a highball glass over ice, and
serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Screaming
Asshole
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 1/2 oz. Tabasco Sauce
1/2 oz. Tequila
Mixing
Instructions:
Mix in a large shot glass.
WARNING: Tabasco is a VERY hot sauce, so be extra careful.
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Glass
to Use:
Shot
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Sex
on the Beach
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
3/4 oz Cranberry Juice
3/4 oz Grapefruit Juice
Mixing
Instructions:
Add vodka and peach schnapps
to a highball glass. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and grapefruit
juice, and stir. Garnish and serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
Orange Slice
Maraschino Cherry
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Sharp
Shooter
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1/2 oz Sambuca
6.0 drops Tabasco
1/2 oz Vodka
Mixing
Instructions:
Mix together with crushed
ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
Mint Leaves
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Slippery
Nipple
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 oz. Irish Cream
2 oz. Sambuca
1 dash Grenadine
Mixing
Instructions:
Layer sambuca in a cocktail
glass, then Bailey's Irish cream. Add a drop of grenadine in the center.
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Glass
to Use:
Cocktail
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Slow
Screw
Cocktail
Recipe Slow |
Things
You'll Need:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Sloe Gin
Orange Juice
Mixing
Instructions:
Pour sloe gin and vodka
into a highball glass filled with ice. Fill with orange juice, stir well,
and serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Collins
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Sweaty
Balls
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
1 3/4 oz. Brandy, apricot
1 3/4 oz. Gin
1 3/4 oz. Vermouth, dry
1 tsp. Lemon Juice
Mixing
Instructions:
Shake ingredients in a cocktail
shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.
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Glass
to Use:
Cocktail
Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Wipe
Out
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
4 drop(s) Angostura Bitters
1/2 oz. Cuervo Gold Tequila
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Wild Turkey
Mixing
Instructions:
Layer each ingredient, starting
with Wild Turkey and working your way up the list.
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Glass
to Use:
Large
Shot Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
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Viagra
Cocktail
Recipe |
Things
You'll Need:
2 oz. Curacao, blue
4 oz. Red Bull
Mixing
Instructions:
Mix together with crushed
in a glass and serve.
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Glass
to Use:
Old
Fashioned Glass
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Garnish:
None
Serving
Size:
Serves 1 |
